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Bhognipur is a part of the Kanpur Dehat district of Uttar Pradesh and it comes under Jalaun Lok Sabha constituency.
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Tarì was the Christian designation of a type of gold coin of Islamic origin minted in Sicily, Malta and Southern Italy from about 913 to the 13th century.
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