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{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?","punchline":"Look, no hands!","id":169}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Red light say to the Green light?","punchline":"Don't look at me I'm changing!","id":182}
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