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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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The National Energy Foundation (NEF) is an independent British charity, established to improve the use of energy in buildings.
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